Super Insult

what work your sons?

Father in a conversation with a neighbor...
First son : Degree in Economics
Second son : MBA
Third son : PhD
Fourth son : Thief
Neighbor : Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

Super insult
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. Nice perfume... which brand is it? I want to gift it to my wife.
Lady replied : Don't give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!.

How long you here?
Little Johnny's mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting to see his sew brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which occupied by a woman with a broken leg.
He said : Hello, How long you been here.
Oh, about two weeks.
My I see your baby.
He then ask
Why I haven't got a baby the woman replied.
Gee, your are slow. My mama's been here just two days and she's got one.

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