"I Lost My Wife"
Husband : I lost! my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy .
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changed according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving.
Husband : Yes.
Inspector :Colour of the car?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it was LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...
Inspector : Don't worry sir... we will find your car.
Clever Husband
A married couple are driving down the highway, going 55 mph when the wife looks over at her husband and tells him she wants a divorce.
He says nothing, but speeds up to 60 mph.
Since he is talking the news so well, she decides to tell him that she has been having an affair with his best friend, saying "he's a better lover than you."
He speeds up to 70 mph.
"I want the house as well."
75 mph.
"I'm talking the kids."
85 mph.
“I want the bank account, and all the credit cards};
85 mph.
“You’re taking this so well” she exclaimsl “Isn”i there anything you want?”
“I’ve got all I need” he replies.
“What’s that?”
“The airbag
Clever Husband
Husband : Knocks the door at midnight.
Wife : Go back where you coming from!
Husband : Open the door or i throw myself in the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool.
!!!Scheweew..!!!
Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. The husband quickly sneak into the house then lock the door.
Wife : Open the door or I will shout!
Husband : Shout till all the neighbours wakes up and comes here. Tell them where you are comming from by this time of the night with only a panty and a bra!
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