What is the chemical formula for water?

Where do you live?
Police : Where do you live?
Me : With my parents.
Police : Where do your parents live?
Me : With Me.
Police : Where do your all live?
Me : Together.
Police : Where is your house?
Me : Next to my neighbors house.
Police : Where is your neighbors?
Me : You won't belive me if I tell you.
Police : Tell me!
Me : Next to my house.


How old is your father?
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)


Who discovered America?
Teacher : Pappu, got ot the map and find North America.
Pappu : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Pappu.


Crocodile Spell
Teacher : Pappu, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Pappu : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Pappu : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(It love this child)


 What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher : Pappu, what is the chemical formula for water?
Pappu : HIJKLMNO.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Pappu : Yesterday you said it's H to O.


Teacher : Pappu, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, Sir, it is the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

Teacher : Pappu, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pappu : A teacher.

(Pass this around and make someone laugh! laughter is the soul's medicine!!)

I Lost My Wife

Do you know who I am?

Why the change

Commonsense and Trouble

20th anniversary

 what is marriage?