what is marriage?

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priest decide to casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy.

The buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals and soon hit the beach, They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini.

good after noon Father, she says as she strolll by.

The men are stunned, How does she know they're clergy.

Leter they buy even wilder attire, surfer shorts, tie-dyed T-Shirt, and dark glasses.

The next day, They return to the beach. The same fabulous blonde, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them, and says, Good morning Father.

Just a minute, young lady, says one of the priests. We are priests and proud of it. but how in the world did you know?

Don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Kathryn from the convent.

Three brother each marry a woman.

The first on married a woman from minneapolis and said to her-

When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.

He didn't see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.

The second brother married a woman from Dallas and said to her-

When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.

On the first day he didn't see any changes, and not on the second day either, but on the third day it was as he had asked.

The third brother married a woman from Detroit, and said to her-

When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.

On the first day he didn't see anything, and not on the second or third day either.

On the fourth day he could see a little bit with his eye, and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pong in the back, fixed up nice, picnic table, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decide to go down to the pond and took it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. he made the women are of the presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the woman shouted to him, We're not comming out untill you leave!

The old man frowned, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the naked. 

Holding the bucket up he said, I'm here to feed the alligator.

I Lost My Wife

Do you know who I am?

Why the change

Commonsense and Trouble

20th anniversary

आपको हमारी यह पोस्ट कैसी लगी, हमें कमेंट बॉक्स में जरूर बताएं, और अच्छी लगे तो अपने फ्रेंड्स के साथ शेयर भी करें