Male and Female Bear

Male and Female Bear

An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin.

Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two big Bears - a male and a female.

The lawyer, seeing the two bears, climbed a tree.

His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear caught him and swallowed him whole.

The lawyer drove his car to town as fast has he could to get a policeman. The policeman took his gun and ran to the berry patch with the lawyer.

Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!' said the lawyer, pointing to the male.

The policeman looked at the bears, took careful aim with his gun, and SHOT THE FEMALE.

"What did you do that for!' shouted the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!'

"Exactly," answered the policeman. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'

(The check is in the mail.)

What are your two words?

A man wanted to become a monk

so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.

The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.'

The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?'

"Food cold!' the man replied.

Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?'

"Robe dirty!' the man exclaimed.

Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?'

"I quit!' said the man.

"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!'

WARM: Not so hot

John was talking to his fiance, rebecca, he said,

Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?

To which she replied, "honey, I would definitely say that you're warm'

Really? he asked excitedly.

Yes, in fact I would say that you are the dictionary definition of the word warm.

John was pleased untill he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found.

WARM: Not so hot.

Stupid Husband

Saturday morning I got up early put on my log johns, 

dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog,

 slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat to the truck 

and proceeded to back out into torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing at 50 mph.

I pulled back into garage, turned on the radio, 

and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, 

and slipped back into bed, There cuddled up to my wife's back,

 now with a different anticipation and whispered.

The weather out there is terrible.

She sleepily replied, Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s#!t.

 

 यह भी पढ़ें

I Lost My Wife

Do you know who I am?

Why the change

Commonsense and Trouble

20th anniversary

 what is marriage?

 

 आपको हमारी यह पोस्ट कैसी लगी, हमें कमेंट बॉक्स में जरूर बताएं, और अच्छी लगे तो अपने फ्रेंड्स के साथ शेयर भी करें