Why the change

Why the change?

George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, "On no! I froze my aunt's bird to death."
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, "I'm sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, "Why the change?"
The bird answered, "Because I saw what you did to the other bird.
(HInt: He saw the frozen chicken.)

Do you know what in secret box?

A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live.
He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me."
The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want me to open it as long as you lived. Now that I'm about to go home to be with the Lord, why don't you show me what's in that secret box of yours?"
The preacher's wife got out the box and opened the lid. It contained $100,000 and three eggs.
"What are those eggs doing in the box?" the preacher asked.
"Well, Honey," she replied, "every time your sermon was really bad I put an egg in the box."
Now the preacher had been preaching for over forty years, and seeing only three eggs in that old shoe box, he started to feel very proud about himself and it warmed his soul.
"And what about that $100.000?"" he asked.
"Oh, you see," she whispered softly, "every time there were a dozen eggs in the box, I ..sold them."

O.K. Come back tomorrow

A man goes out of prison after twenty years.
He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived.
When he gets there he cannot recognize the place. Everything has changed a lot.
The places he used to visit have all disappeared. Even the pub has disappeared.
He is very tired and would like to have something to eat.
He goes into a small café and has a coffee and a sandwich.
When he takes out his wallet he finds a shoemaker ticket in it.
He then remembers that the last thing he had done before being arrested was to take a pair of shoes to the shoemaker's.
He decides to go there and try. What a wondeful thing! The shoemaker is still at the same place.
He gets into the shop and tells the shoemaker that about twenty years before he had left him a pair of shoes to have them repaired.
The shoemaker has a look at the ticket and says: "O.K. Come back tomorrow.
They will be ready then." Some things never change.

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