A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find that her husband is not in bed with her...
She gets up, puts on a robe, and goes downstairs to look for him.
She find him sitting down, with his head in his hands, staring at the wall, apparently deep in thought.
As she watches his, he wipe a tear from his eyes.
What's the matter dear? She whispers as she steps into the room... Why are you down here this time of night?
The husband looks up at her and says, It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met.
She can't believe he's remember and start to tear up.
The husband continues, Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating? I was 18 and your were only 18. He said solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tear that her husband is caring and sensitive.
She replied- Yes, I do.
The husband pauses... Words are not coming easily.
Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?
Wife said- Yes, I remember. lowering herself to sit beside him.
The husband continued... Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?
She replied softly- I remember that too.
He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said- I would have gotten out today.
woman complaint for husband spend all time in Bar
A pissed-off wife was complaining about he husband spending all his free time in a bar.
So, one night he took her along with him.
What'll you have? he asked.
She replied- Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
Yuck, that TERRIBLE! she spluttered, I don't know how you can drink this stuff!
Husband cried- Well, there you go.
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