Wonderful Spouse...
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked,
What kind of boy did your daughter marry?
Oh he's wonderful, gushed the mother.
He lets her sleep late, wants her to go to the beauty parlor regularly, and insists on taking her out to dinner every night.
That's nice said the woman.
What about your son?
I'm not so happy about that the woman sighed.
His wife sleeps late, spends all time in the beauty parlor, and makes them eat take-out meals!
Are you hurt?
While walking trough a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.
As a was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "are you hurt?"
I said : I'm fine.
She continued : Oh good, will you be vacation your parking space now?
While walking trough a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.
As a was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "are you hurt?"
I said : I'm fine.
She continued : Oh good, will you be vacation your parking space now?
Room snoring loudly!
This hotel stinks! A guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.
receptionist asked : what's wrong?
I got no sleep. every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!
receptionist apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up. again, the receptionist made the mistake of asking how their stay was.
They said : Terrible!
The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!.
This hotel stinks! A guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.
receptionist asked : what's wrong?
I got no sleep. every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!
receptionist apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up. again, the receptionist made the mistake of asking how their stay was.
They said : Terrible!
The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!.
Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it?
Answer: Lice
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.
Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?
Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day
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