how did the human race begin?

Hansi Jokes October 12, 2020

Fun and Happiness is most valuable part of our (human) life. It is work as powerful medicine for us when we are trouble difficulties. Do you know? One small smile of anybody change our mind when we struggle big problem. and we ready to face any problem easily.

Donkey for sale?

She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Seamus’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Seamus’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Seamus would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Seamus and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Seamus replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

How did the human race begin?

A litle girl asked her mother : how did the human race begin?

The mother answered : God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all manking was made.

The next Day,

The little girl asked same question her dad : How did the human race begin?

The father answered : Many years ago, there were monkey from which the human race evolved.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said : Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from Monkeys?

The Mother answered : Well, dear it is very simple, I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.