How to put an elephant in a fridge?

Hansi Jokes October 22, 2020

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Student : 503 bricks are on a plane.
1 falls of how many are left?
Teacher : 502.
Student : How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher : No you can't fit an elephant in fridge!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

A mob dragged a man into a police station for running over 11 people, while shouting "Monster!" "Murder!" "Killer!".
The policeman dispersed the crown and began to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman : Tell me what happened.
The suspect : Sir, I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to either crash the car into a group of 10 people or to swerve into the direction of single person. An I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person?
Policeman : No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision to make. But tell me how did you end up killing 11 people?
Suspect : Well that asshole ran towards the other 10.

Fourth Husband of wife
After a round of golf two guys, one a newlywed, were at the 19th hole talking about the recent marriage.
First golfer : You say you are your wife's third husband?
Newlywed : No, I am fourth husband.
First golfer : heavens man, your are not a husband, you are a habit.