Darling, remember 25 years ago...

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A boy was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.
He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses...
one for each year of her life.
The evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The boy never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

Husband in a good mood... Darling, remember 25 years ago...
I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white TV and a cycle to use.
But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 years old beautiful girl.
Now I own a luxuries bungalow with 4 LED TVs, A Limousine and Porsche servants...
But, I Sleep with a 50 years old woman.
Wife : Don't worry... Just find yourself a 25 years old beautiful woman...
and I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle.

Kidnapper : we have your son.
Woman : I don't have a son.
Kidnapper : Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?
Woman : Oh God, you have my husband. 

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