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लड़की पटाने का फॉर्मूला
एक गांव में सरपंच लड़कियां पटाने में फेमस था...
पप्पू ने एक दिन उससे राज पूछा...
तो बड़ी मान मनोव्वल के बाद उसने इस शर्त पर बताया कि...
वो किसी और को नहीं बताएंगा....
सरपंच ने कहा बड़ा सिंपल सा फॉर्मूला है...
जो लड़की पटानी हो उसके बाएं गाल पे हल्के से चपत मार दो और लड़की तुम्हारी...
रात को पप्पू सो गया और सुबह उठकर उसने सोचा...
अपनी बीबी पर ही ट्रायल किया जाए और उसने बीबी के गाल पर हल्के से चपत मारी...
बीबी नींद में बोली : क्या सरपंच साहब इतने सवेरे-सवेरे!
बस फिर क्या था सरपंच आगे-आगे..
पप्पू लट्‌ठ ले के पीछे-पीछे...

Girl impressing formula
Sarpanch girls in a village were famous for impressing ...
Pappu asked secret one day ...
So after the great mood, he told on the condition that…
She will not tell anyone else ....
The sarpanch said that there is a very simple formula ...
The girl who is impressing, lightly slap her left cheek and the girl is your ...
Pappu fell asleep at night and woke up in the morning and thought…
To be tried on his bibi and he slap lightly on Bibi's cheek ...
Bibi said in her sleep: What sarpanch sir, in the morning!
Just what was the sarpanch in front of ..
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ladaki patane ka formula
ek gaanv mein sarapanch ladakiyan patani mein famous tha...
pappu ne ek din usase raaj poochha...
to badi maan manovval ke baad usane is shart par bataaya ki...
vo kisi aur ko nahin bataenga....
sarapanch ne kaha bada simpal sa formula hai...
jo ladaki pataani ho usake bayen gaal pe halke se chapat maar do aur ladaki tumhaari...
raat ko pappu so gaya aur subah uthakar usane socha...
apani biwi par hi trayal kiya jaye aur usane biwi ke gaal par halke se chapat mari...
biwi neend mein boli : kya sarapanch saahab itane savere-savere!
bas phir kya tha sarapanch aage-aage..
pappoo lat‌th le ke peechhe-peechhe...

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Pammi Darlling
Boy : हेलो, Pammi Darlling कैसी हो?
Girl : कौन?
Boy : तेरा आशिक हूं जान!
Girl : तू Aman है ना..!
Boy : हां, पर तुन्हें कैसे पता!
Girl : तू बंशीलाल का बेटा है ना?
Boy : हां, पर तुम्हें कैसे पता!!
Girl : तू राम लाल का पोता है ना?
Boy : हां, पर Darlling तुम्हें ये सब कैसे पता!!
Girl : हरामखोर मैं तेरी मां हूं...
तुने Pammi को नहीं, Mammi को फोन लगया है... तू घर आ फिर बताती हूं तुझे!!

Pammi Darlling
Boy: Hello, how are you Pammi Darlling?
Girl: Who?
Boy: I am your lover!
Girl: You are Aman ..!
Boy: Yes, but how do you know!
Girl: You are Banshilal's son, aren't you?
Boy: Yes, but how do you know !!
Girl: You are the grandson of Ram Lal?
Boy: Yes, but Darlling how do you know all this !!
Girl: I'm your mother ...
You call Mammi, not Pammi ... You come home and tell you again !!

Pammi darlling
boy : helo, pammi darlling kaisi ho?
girl : kaun?
boy : tera aashik hoon jaan!
girl : too aman hai na..!
boy : haan, par tunhen kaise pata!
girl : too banshilal ka beta hai na?
boy : haan, par tumhen kaise pata!!
girl : too ram lal ka pota hai na?
boy : haan, par darlling tumhen ye sab kaise pata!!
girl : haraamakhor main teri maan hoon...
tune pammi ko nahin, mammi ko phone lagaya hai... too ghar aa phir bataati hoon tujhe!!
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Group
मरीज डॉक्टर के पास गया
डॉक्टर ने पूछा : कौनसा Group  है आपका
मरीज : नादान परिंदें
डॉक्टर : Blood Group पूछ रहा हूं व्हाट्सअप की औलाद...

Group
The patient went to the doctor
Doctor asked: Which group is yours
Patient: innocent birds
Doctor: Blood group asking whatsaap's son.

Group
marij doctor ke paas gaya
doctor ne poochha : kaunasa group  hai aapaka
marij : naadaan parinden
doctor : blood group poochh raha hoon whaatsaap ki aulaad...

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व्हाट्सअप स्टेट्स
पुलिस : तुम्हारे सामने चोर उस लड़की का पर्स छीन रहा था
और तुमने उसकी कोई मदद नहीं की।
लड़का : मैं उस लड़की को जानता हूं...
उसका व्हाट्सअप स्टेट्स है...
""I can handle my problems.
Mind your own business...
Don't under estimate the power of woman''
पुलिस : फिर ठीक है मरण दे...

Whatsapp states
Police: The thief was snatching that girl's purse in front of you
And you did not help him.
Boy: I know that girl…
His WhatsApp states are ...
"" I can handle my problems.
Mind your own business ...
Don't under estimate the power of woman ''
Police: Well then please die…

Whatsapp states
Police : tumhaare saamane chor us ladaki ka purse chheen raha tha
aur tumane usaki koi madad nahin ki.
ladaka : main us ladakee ko jaanata hoon...
usaka Whatsapp states hai...
""I can handle my problems.
Mind your own business ...
Don't under estimate the power of woman''
Police : phir theek hai maran de...

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सपना
डाकू एक लड़की से : तेरा नाम क्या है?
लड़की : सपना
डाकू : सपना तो मेरी एक फेसबुक फ्रेंड का नाम है। जो तुझे माफ किया।
डाकू एक लड़के से : तेरा नाम क्या है लड़के?
लड़का : नाम तो मेरा चिंटू है, पर प्यार से लोग मुझे भी सपना कहते हैं।

sapana
robber from a girl: What is your name?
Girl: sapana
robber: Sapna is the name of a Facebook friend of mine. Who forgives you.
robber from a boy: What is your name, boy?
Boy: My name is Chintu, but lovingly people also call me Sapna.

sapana
daakoo ek ladaki se : tera naam kya hai?
ladaki : sapana
daakoo : sapana to meri ek facebook friend ka naam hai. jo tujhe maaph kiya.
daakoo ek ladake se : tera naam kya hai ladake?
ladaka : naam to mera chintoo hai, par pyaar se log mujhe bhee sapana kahate hain.


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आपको हमारी यह पोस्ट कैसी लगी, हमें कमेंट बॉक्स में जरूर बताएं, और अच्छा लगी तो शेयर भी करें, साथ ही हमारे फेसबुक पेज और ब्लॉगर को फॉलो भी करें।

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